Will do. Unless I can manage to get it accepted for Penthouse Forum first.

Some young parents seem to feel that permission to attend PTA meetings in casual wear allows them to dress up for the Mardi Gras.

“Sure, people can come to meetings wearing what they like,” one exasperated mother says, condemning other mothers. “But I’ve seen moms come wearing thong underwear, or low-riding jeans that expose half their butts. I didn’t know where to turn my eyes.”

“When they came to watch the classes in session,” says another woman, “one wore a miniskirt so short you could see her panties. On top, she had on a semitransparent camisole, through which you could see her tattoos. I was shocked. It was way too sexy.”

I think I’ll try to find out where this particular school is and attend the parent meetings and such. So I can see for myself if these outrageous allegations are true.